Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Just Some of the Things I've Had to Say Out Loud...

Don't eat the lotion, rub it on your hands.
N, did you eat sissy's chapstick?
The dog's tail is not a toy!
Please take your hand out of your pants.
What are you going to do with that booger?!
You've got to have more underwear somewhere!
I'm not sure I have enough bandaids to cover that.
You're gonna launch her right out of there.
Your brother is not a horse.
Because you can't eat raw chicken.

Do you have any to add?


Lynn said...

These are so funny! When my boys were little I remember I used to think I should just tape record my voice, saying things like, "Did you brush your teeth? Don't hit your brother. Use your indoor voice. Please take your finger out of your nose." Etc. It seemed like a tape recording on a loop would be a fine answer because I kept having to say the same things over and over again. Thanks for this post -- it brings back fun memories.

Melissa said...

HA, I just asked about eating chapstick today. Another good one today was, don't lick the worm. That was said to my daughter.

. . . and that's a true story said...

Haha, this is so cute! Love it!

MishMish said...

Ha ha! This cracked me up...

Kara said...

This is really this post! :)